Hello my beloved friend, as you can tell, I am very broke. Consider your gift as a small monetary investment in our friendship. If I ever do anything of significance, I promise you a mention as a contributor to it. I will also write you a short poem in exchange for your monetary support (for donations over £3.00). Please allow me to continue leeching off you in exchange for my art and funny statuses and/or the satisfaction you recieve from this digital beg. go on. help me escape the clutches of capitalism.

You will make me happier than I am eating this pizza. very very happy.
1 of 1